I'm about to leave for the airport to take a plane to the Charles de Gaulle airport. I've got roughly 45 minutes to type up a blog post. I realise that I'm always rushing out to type blog posts just before I leave for a holiday.

I've been waiting for this trip for so long and I've been looking forward to it so much, but now that it's finally here, all the excitement has worn off because I've done so much stupid things the past few weeks I wish I could take back some how. But I'm going to try my very best, with God's mercy, to thoroughly enjoy myself this trip and just reconcile with God and fix up my life again. That was slightly over melodramatic. Hopefully, I'll be back with stories to tell and wonderful pictures (of hot French guys obviously).

On the topic of hot guys, there were Abercrombie & Fitch models parading for a week till the launch of the shop. I know this is absolutely backdated beyond whatever but I obviously went to have a look, and I even went for seconds. Don't judge me, you would have too.


I LOVE THE SECOND LAST PICTURE AND THE BLONDE GUY ON THE LEFT.

Hey, whoever you are, I'd gladly have your babies, jussayin'. The guy with the black guy is pretty cute too, that picture just happens to be of shit quality. My one regret, is that I never got a chance to chat with any of the guys because 1) I am socially awkward 2) There were so many people 3) I am a moron. Here's a little inappropriate story. When I went up to the two guys on the second last picture, I actually didn't stand in the middle, I stood to the extreme right of the picture. The blonde guy was like, "Come stand in the centre!". What I should've done: told him I didn't like him in a jokingly manner and maybe that could've been a weird conversation starter. What I did: stand in the centre. Then the blonde guy was like, "Nice trousers". I stupidly said "Thanks", unaware that he was actually being sarcastic. So he tried again, and went "Where did you leave your trousers?". This time, I got it because my shirt was a little long that day and my shorts happened to ride up at the exact moment. What I should've done: said something witty. What I did: got my phone and walked away. End of story.

I also got a beanie recently and I wanted to take loads of picture with it because I look awfully cute in a beanie but my beanie is in the luggage now so I will do that when I'm back.

So, au revoir senoritas, and I will update in about 3 weeks time.